hearin a really shitty pun
makin a really shitty pun
I would be lion if I said that wasn’t true. I take pride in my puns.
For fuck’s sake.
Thanks for rebloging this dude, you really are my mane man.
Cute little sign at Starbucks
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
I’m on mobile is this the selena gomez one
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
i love it when i think “oh man i’d really like to hear that one song” and it’s the next song my ipod plays. it’s like, me n this ipod are connected. we vibin. me and this ipod are drift compatible
RENT modern college au called TUITION
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
I’m sure they are very chill right now.
If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit
im not sure if that last line is a pun or not
And now an important update from Mozzarella.
This is big news!!