steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

"It’s really tempting not to take chances. But I don’t want to be fearful. I don’t want my tombstone to say, she hid her imperfections well on the red carpet."Mindy Kaling 

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

waterandoranges:

Hearing your crush’s voice on the other end of the phone like

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bulululu:

emilinipumpkinpie:

Ellen is the Queen of the World

HOW THE FUCK COULD SOMEONE NOT LOVE ELLEN? SHE IS THE BEST PERSON IN THIS FUCKING WORLD ILY ELLEN

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

jimbertimber:

something i hate is how in a lot of movies the ugly guy gets the hot chick but when the ugly chick gets the hot guy she has to go through a beautiful transition into a sexy woman first

zaynrand:

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IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES 

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

spoken-not-written:

I AM SCREAMING