grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

Reblog if you dont have a bra on.

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

vuelie:

wearing a blanket around the house like

image

dracze:

jerk-bending:

megg33k:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so fucking much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE SWAG

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

romanodemi:

ahhh victory

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

in the kitchen tryna get a lil snack

my mom: since you're in the kitchen i need you to clean the dishes
me:
me:
me:
me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now