scottish:

missshadowbolt:

dean-has-pie:

missshadowbolt:

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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I would be lion if I said that wasn’t true. I take pride in my puns.

For fuck’s sake.

Thanks for rebloging this dude, you really are my mane man.

fuckkyourropinion:

Cute little sign at Starbucks

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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I’m on mobile is this the selena gomez one

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

i-effed-it-all-up:

i love it when i think “oh man i’d really like to hear that one song” and it’s the next song my ipod plays. it’s like, me n this ipod are connected. we vibin. me and this ipod are drift compatible

kitt-and-yorkey-for-president:

RENT modern college au called TUITION

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

justbeencumberbatched:

lesbian-songbirds:

If 1 in 10 teens are gay, then statistically, there are two gays in each of my classes… I’m one, so where’s the other one? Come out come out wherever you are ya little shit

im not sure if that last line is a pun or not

kingcheddarxvii:

martininamerica:

And now an important update from Mozzarella.

This is big news!!

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks